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Here are some jokes
for you kids!
Just scroll right down for the answers...
1) What table can you eat?
2) What ship cannot float?
3) What goes up and never comes down?
4) Why did Lucy throw the butter out of the window?
5) How did the farmer fix his jeans?
6) What room can you NOT live in?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock knock..
Who's there ? Abby !
Abby who ?
Abby C D E F G H... !Knock Knock..
Who's there !
Larva !
Larva who ?
Larva cup of coffee !Knock Knock..
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do !Knock Knock..
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !Knock Knock...
Who's there !
Gary !
Gary who !
Gary on smiling !
Silly Questions
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!What is the noisiest game?
Tennis - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!Where do hamsters go for a holiday?
Hampsterdam!What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Answers to the first questions are here!!!
1) Vegetable
2) Scholarship
3) Your height4) She wanted to see 'butter fly'
5) With a cabbage patch!
6) Mushroom
